spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(via gnarly)

kimkhollywoodposts:

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me

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sure bitch lol

(via im-an-assbutt)

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

(via thewaywardqueen)