la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

(Source: meilleure--amie, via humanityishowlingatthemoon)

billyjojo:

rhiannonisperfxoxoxo:

billyjojo:

"punk died when green day became famous"

nah son punk died when elitist snobs like your sorry ass started treating punk like some sort of secret club with pathetic rules

Green Day, NOFX, Anti-Flag and Bad Religion killed punk.

nah son punk died when elitist snobs like your sorry ass started treating punk like some sort of secret club with pathetic rules

(via thegirlwhokissedthefire)

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

(via misadventuresofateenagefangirl)

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

(via sorry)

meladoodle:

my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T KISS MYSELF’ really loud and everyone laughed and that’s the first time i killed man… just kidding it wasn’t the first.

(Source: meladoodle, via thegirlwhokissedthefire)